Death Battle - The Dragonborn vs The Avatar - Pt 1 by Volts48, literature
Literature
Death Battle - The Dragonborn vs The Avatar - Pt 1
Johnny Zealous: “Well, we’ve deliberated on our combatants strengths and weaknesses and resolved any conflicts up here as well.”
Lucas Zaboot: (wearing a straight jacket, his box cutter and brass knuckles out of his reach) “Come at me again sh*thead! I’ll show you a fair fight!”
Young: (a black eye and a bandage on his cheek with his jacket scruffed up, clearly looking unhappy) “Nothing you do is fair in any fight…”
Sly Max: “Shall we proceed with this battle or do we want to keep blaming one another?”
Johnny Zealous: “Thank you. It’s Death Battle time ladies an
DB - The Dragonborn vs The Avatar - Pre-Fight by Volts48, literature
Literature
DB - The Dragonborn vs The Avatar - Pre-Fight
Johnny Zealous: "For video game nerds everywhere, nothing is more important than the hero to take them on an epic quest of bettering the world or destroying it."
Lucas Zaboot: "But a prevalent question that persists in the Fantasy Role-Playing Gaming community is this: which school of Role-Playing Fantasy Hero is better? The New School or the Old School?"
Young: "In this fight, the new school being Dovahkiin, the Last Dragonborn of Skyrim."
Johnny Zealous: "And the old school being The Avatar, the Savior of Britannia."
Sly Max: "Both these guys are powerful, both are customizable and both can pick up absurdly powerful weapons and powers.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.